The exhibitionist

Admittedly, I like camming. I'm talking about logging onto a chatroom and letting everyone watch you having a good time with yourself. It's more fun than having a wank on your own with a couple of porn videos (which are so boring they send me to sleep), and less effort than trying to find a hook up on Grindr.

Sometimes there would be one or two other hot guys on cam which is great. But I don't mind if they are out of shape or old enough to be my granddad because I don't have to watch their cams. There is no physical contact with them either so they are just a list of usernames. You could imagine them all looking like fitness models or celebrities or football players if that works for you.

I get turned on when guys talk dirty so that's one of the reasons for getting off in a chatroom. The more details the better. I know they are watching me when they talk to me on the message board, or when I am the only open cam in the room and there is a steady rise in the number of logged on users. It's funny to see the different characters from the way they "talk" - most guys are respectful but sometimes there are cyber bitch-fights and they turn it right off for everyone else in the room. Or once in a while I would come across someone with a similar sense of humour and we know we'd be buddies in real life - until we realise we are on opposite sides of the world. (Get the violins out.)

The interactions are never the same and that's part of the fun. AND I love the reactions when I...fire the shots. It was from these comments that I realised I am a bit unusual in terms of volume and distance (not sure why that would be an advantage but hey) especially if I haven't popped a nut for a day. They seem impressed and I take a figurative bow.